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These non-traditional puffed up filthy lowlife manikins

October 8th, 2009, posted in Sociality
Photo by: Rahil Javaherizadeh

Photo by: Rahil Javaherizadeh

Public Security And Intelligence Police Of Iran has written a letter to the head of The Garment Union And Emphasized The Enforcement of the following items that I would like to inform our reputable citizens of the reasons of issuing these rules.

- It is forbidden to showcase and sell any clothing which has a Western brand and porn pictures on them. There is no discrepancy between western brands and porn pictures: Therefore, according to this statement sale of any Jeans branded LEE, Lily (LEE LEE), TRILEE (3 LEE), CHARLEY (Char in Persian means 4) etc means promoting porn pictures.

- It is forbidden to publically showcase bow ties and neck ties: This rule has been issued very vividly and according to its details bow ties and neck ties should be privately showcased to specific people and usual people should not see such bad instruments. A guy wearing a neck tie had once come to Friday prayers and the camera of Iranian national TV had lots of zooming on him. From now on he will be banned from entering Friday prayers because of the aforementioned rule.

A new discovery by National Youth Organization of Iran

September 3rd, 2009, posted in Sociality

Having searched, investigated, probed and struggled for a long time, National Youth Organization of Iran finally stated the fact that: the majority of Iranian boys have girl friends [+].
Personally I am crazy about such news headlines. But don’t you wonder why they said that boys have girl friends and they did not say the majority of girls have boy friends?
Well done. The reason is that boys usually have some girl friends therefore girls have fewer boy friends. To avoid making this issue more complicated let’s go through the details of this research.
This is of course obvious that this discovery is related to other discoveries (Don’t be tough on me, not every relationship is necessarily considered bad). For instance leisure time .If a young person has nothing to do and wants to have a great leisure time, He or she should spend it in a way.
As 59 percent of young Iranians do not have any particular plans for spending their leisure time [+] and of course 70 percent of young Iranians know better than any person how to spend their leisure time [+], this is why for example they should read books. But the problem is that for 76 percent of young Iranians the amount of time they spend for reading is less than30 minutes a day [+]. Of course because 64 percent of the reading of young Iranians is superficial [+], only 30 minutes of their time is filled daily and of course their reading is not serious and superficial. The good news is that 51 percent of young Iranians have access to the Internet [+] and besides the Internet the 66 percent usage of mobile phones among young people [+] makes them go out of home and flirt and pick up girls and have relationship with the opposite sex. Now do you understand why Young people of this country are after friendship with the opposite sex and not fond of marriage? The answer is here:
Among the concerns of young people, marriage is ranked fourth [+] that is job, money and entrance exam of university are more important for them. After all these math relationships (Math relationship is also legal according to Islam, Don’t worry) we conclude that the majority of boys have girl friends. [Persian Version]

Attention: All these researches have been obtained form the portal of National Youth Organization of Iran and I played no role in producing them.