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When you become “I am a Blackboard”

the above term might not make much sense to non-Iranians. but in our language you use it when you wanna describe how terrible somebody is in Englsih !
that was never used for me as I have mostly been better in English than people around me.
it’s been hours now that I need a thing but I don’t know what it’s called in English so I can borrow from my flatmates … when will I feel like home in this country ? … never ?

When you got little experience in sex

Is he really good in bed or I like it just because when we do it, is the only time I feel he likes me more than Chelo-Kabab ?!

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Iranians are not good at team work

You know what I’ve been going through lately, and you sure noticed it all ended up to me being a Misanthrope… so honey stop making attempts tonight cause I truly believe “Sex is a team work”.

Damn! I got Old at such an early age

Tied the apron round my neck and asked “Have you done this before?”, I nodded and told her more about what I have done and am doing in my job. Tittered cheekily and said, “I can’t belive it, you’re too young for all this, you look 14 to me!”, went silent and wondered: “if she only knew… “.

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